The low Pirate Ninja. The only in existance. His father was a valiant Pirate who searched for gold and booze, while his mother was a great Ninja, serving under the Hokage of the Leaf Village as an Instructor to the learning Shinobu (I can't spell). When the great Pirate Ninja War of an Unaquired Date and Time (yes the capitialization of all that means that's its actual title! Muhahaha, I'm so dumb!) began, these two star crossed lovers joined in an unknown union and Captain Mitarashi Sparrow was born.

I had this guy's background done before I even started drawing him. My friend Ty does a cool Captain Jack Sparrow impression, and I guess he likes Ninjas... not as must as he likes Vemon... but I'm not introducing Symbiotes into HeLL'S LiFe... or am I!? So I came up with this character, just so I'd have something to blindside the fanatics who argue back and forth on weather or not a Ninja is better than a Pirate, or vise versa. HAHA, the coin didn't land on heads or tails!! Behold the Paradox... okay, not really, Solid Snake would be the Paradox to that one... Sorta like the "who would win, Lara Croft or Indiana Jones?" If you say Solid Snake, you've just blindsided the first two, and only choices with a third choice. Of course you could be abusive to the original choices and just say something completely off the wall by throwing Sephiroth (One Wing Angel form bitches!) in there. I'm getting off topic way too much!!

If you'll notice, he's wearing a Leaf Village bandanna thingy (no idea what they're called) from Naruto. I always wanted HeLL'S LiFe to have refrences to things, without spelling it out for people. "All you base" is used way too much everywhere, so I use it any chance I get XD. Some of the lines I use are in refrence to conversations in movies I like. I'm not extremely blatant with them, but I figured since this character is who he is, I'd just go all out with 'em.

His introduction to the comic will have him sailing onto shore, boat sinking as he does so, and he'll have to use his Chakra to get the to the shore itself. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, all I can say is watch Pirates of the Caribbean and Naruto.

Sparrow'll be one of the only smokers in the comic. One of my other friends from school smokes, and his character will too... other than that, no smokers, cuz I think it's a digusting habit.

A cookie to whomever can name, and or give a picture of who Sparrow's mother is. It's someone off of Naruto!